Alright, I was going through my joke emails at work and I stumbled across this one sent to me by my co-worker Suzy. She got it from Satirewire.com. I thought it was kinda funny considering I never liked President Bush's speech on the "Axis of Evil". Saturday Night Live made fun of it too. So if you want to read it, click on "read more".

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ANGERED BY SNUBBING ... LIBYA, CHINA SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs

Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis-of-Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis-of-Just-as-Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis-of-Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.
Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis-of-Somewhat-Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis-of-Occasionally-Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and
Russia established the Axis-of-Not-So-Much-Evil-Really-As-Just-Generally-Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis-of-Countries-That-Aren't-the-Worst-But-Certainly-Won't-Be-Asked-to-Host-the-Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis-of-Nations-That-Are-Actually-Quite-Nice-But-Secretly-Have-Nasty-Thoughts-About-America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis-of-Countries-That-Be-Allowed-to-Ask-Sheep-to-Wear-Lipstick.

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis-of-Countries-Whose-Names-End-in-"Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

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